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How would the person above you die in Medfan?

alkwyzheir Apr '18
Following mylittlepony's trend of miscellaneous shenanigans, sure!
oman1666 Apr '18
Owlbear attack.
supersam317 Apr '18
Corrupted to death
rxlr Apr '18
Impaled by falling on top of a bone of his own ressurected Undead
spidermod Apr '18
Smited by the gods
mylittlepony May '18
Bitten/betrayed by a spider
gongrath May '18
Food poisoning.
vechmaster May '18
Curiosity
edward May '18
Poached to extinction
nattiemarie May '18
Suffocation inside of "Vech's Satchel".
spoiderman May '18
Killed by their own weapon in the most ironic way possible.
trotrigar May '18
Killed by spiders.
seanisaswom May '18
Eaten by three tigers
greywolf1600 May '18
Eviscerated by space demons.
young May '18
Poached for his pelt
jelllo May '18  /  edited May '18
dying before his time
mylittlepony May '18
killed by a rather large slime monster
rlvvmc May '18
Killed by this forum's poster by posting a comment twice
mylittlepony May '18
death by irony
oman1666 May '18
Owlbear attack.
mylittlepony May '18
Making the same mistake twice and paying for it
alkwyzheir May '18
Refusing to play chemgas650's game.
mylittlepony May '18
Bird attack.

(okay seriously last one from me)
yummypancake May '18
Beat up by a spoiled rich girl's magic pony
mylittlepony May '18
choking on a pancake

(i have no self control)
spidermod May '18
losing their character's control and walking to a bottomless pit
chronodumb May '18
rock fall, everyone dies
fenriswolf91 May '18
Don´t know. Maybe orcs? I really do not know chronodumb that good.
doggoboii May '18
chained in fenrirs chains (and also dis dude is always above me holy %#@&)
pyrak Jun '18
Wild Gazebo attack.
spidermod Jun '18
Killed in pirate invasion
tourneyguy Jun '18
Trapped in a giant web and starved to death.
fenriswolf91 Jun '18
Killed in the king´s tourney by the black knight. Every tourney has a black knight.
minty Jun '18
Cornered, mauled, and devoured by a pack of wolves.
supersam317 Jun '18
Watching the WNBA
smokedog56 Jul '18
to many spitoons
ragnas Jul '18
An unfortunate sneeze in a critical moment.
fatness Jul '18
A generic guard
depcubone Aug '18
His name.
trotrigar Aug '18
Killed by fat people.
tourneyguy Aug '18
Killed in three different ways.
alkwyzheir Aug '18
Lovers quarrel due to gender confusion.
supersam317 Aug '18
Ran over by SJW protestors
demonboigaia Aug '18
Ran over by an ambulance
mizuakira Aug '18
Killed by demon itself
spoiderman Aug '18
Killed by their evil twin.
llamascanfly Aug '18
Killed by Voinem
punkblade Sep '18
Crushed by a llama falling from the sky.
slackernuke Sep '18
A villager kid that wields a sword for his Burned down and slaughtered village and accidentally took Punkblade as the killer of his parents slaying punkblade on sight.
rlvvmc Sep '18
Killed by slacking off while a nuke was about to fall on their head
slackernuke Sep '18  /  edited Sep '18
Killed by a person whose name is a acronym of his name which is Rlvvmc =
R = Rebel
L = Legion
V = Valdamort
V = Visual novel
MC = Main Character
mylittlepony Sep '18
Dying in an overly complex and acronymized manner for no particular reason.
alkwyzheir Sep '18
Death by shock, reading on what a glue factory is.
slackernuke Sep '18
Shot by an arrow from a wandering forest poacher.
supersam317 Sep '18
Death by snu snu
shadowranger Sep '18  /  edited Sep '18
Death by orc hunger
alkwyzheir Sep '18
General Kenobi.
spidermod Sep '18
Killed by General Grievous while making a joke
caviar Sep '18
Killed by a joke while General Grievous.
tourneyguy Sep '18
Chopped up and eaten as part of an exotic delicacy.
spidermod Sep '18
Skewered in a joust tournament by the Dark Knight
supersam317 Sep '18
Rolling a skull
otisjustotis Oct '18
Drinking too much ale
spidermod Oct '18
Death by famous serial killer Otis the Just
rideon Oct '18  /  edited Oct '18
little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spidermod,
Who sat down beside her,
And frightened Miss Muffet away;
Along came the morn of tomorrows dawn,
Miss Muffet brought her own tuffet;
Plonking it down and sitting upon it,
Spidermod was under it,
Gasping with breath his last thought was,
"Oh little Miss Muffet why did you sit on your tuffet"
Before dyeing a most gruesome death.
rlvvmc Oct '18
death from too much riding
greyline Oct '18
Death from waiting for a table to open
zomb Nov '18
Death from old age... that or hell I don't know a ageing curse?
slackernuke Nov '18  /  edited Nov '18
Shortly after turning into zomb a Cleric in the name of whatever god he worships kills him.
humon Nov '18
Kryptonite.
keisha Dec '18
by someone saying "omaewa mou shinderu" to his face
otisjustotis Dec '18
Death by dead meme vengeance
jungle Dec '18
Death by misfortune
elderprince Dec '18
Death by Deforestation
dshiv095 Dec '18
Death by a younger sibling with ambitions for the throne
alkwyzheir Jan '19
Death by getting de shiv
kansiwiz Jan '19
poison
slackernuke Jan '19
By more poison.
wwtall1 Jan '19
slacking off on his nuke-button-pressing duties.
jarizard Jan '19
whacking head too hard on top of door frame
awalnut Jan '19
Charizard attack
greenranger9 Jan '19
Eaten by someone who thought he was a walnut.
vandy17 Jan '19
Killed by my %#@& 2007 Runescape character
elderprince Jan '19
Run over by 17 minivans
greenranger9 Jan '19
Died of old age before he was able to become king.
(Should we try and start one of these for a different setting?)
nerfy97 Jan '19
Slain by someone collecting wood elf ears for level 10 quest.
awalnut Jan '19
Nerfed into infinity
slackernuke Feb '19
Being crushed between a wall and a nut.
alkwyzheir Feb '19
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Alright, since someone mentioned to change the setting for this, we'll make it so that each player are a character from DnD. Tell us how they die.
(You don't have to put a lot of words as I did, it's an example.)
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Slackernuke, a bard in a Medieval fantasy, died in a tavern when he was having a drinking contest. At his sixth mug, he accidentally gulped a spit cup and died of intoxication.
awalnut Feb '19
Died of stage 43 untreated Alzheimers
zephyr94 Feb '19  /  edited Feb '19
in dream on a foggy autumn at the age of ...I don't want to know it sorry xd.
johntom Feb '19
Ripped limb from limb by a rogue tornado.
elderprince Mar '19
Bludgeoned to death by a double headed cyclops by the name of John and Tom.
kanto5 Mar '19
the eldest prince and heir apparent to a throne in a medieval fantasy, died falling off a tall balcony when he leaned on the railing. The railing was suspiciously loose, the guards were suspiciously missing, and his brother was suspicious. A squire later discovered the brother paid the railing to kill the guards, barely succeeding and happened to be on their last health point that suspicious day.
greenranger9 Mar '19  /  edited Mar '19
He was walking along one day and a 5 year old dared him to try and kill an ogre saying “I bet you can’t do it”. Saying “I can too!” Kanto5 went to kill the ogre. He died fighting it. And all because he said “Can too!” to a 5 year old.
Now that I think about it that 5 year old seems a bit... suspicious.
vechmaster Mar '19
Killed by a monster that you initially defeat, but then it turns into a giant version of itself
slackernuke Mar '19  /  edited Mar '19
Killed by a monster that was defeated not once but twice but then pulled out a last minute transformation turning itself into a beer under a box with a knife glued to the the top of the inside with its blade pointing down with a stick to keep the beer bottle in perfect view for its target to see.
crimsnwaffle Mar '19
Overthinking.
rlvvmc Mar '19
drowned in the syrup-like saliva of waffle monsters as they mauled him.
meephappy Mar '19
Death by an arrow to the knee
greenranger9 Apr '19
Death by an arrow to the head
rlvvmc Apr '19
death by villains of the season draining their power and life.
slackernuke Apr '19
Slipped and fell on his own blade.
greenranger9 Apr '19  /  edited Apr '19
Nuked to oblivion with fireballs.
slackernuke Apr '19
Fired to oblivion with explosive arrows.
kanto5 Apr '19
Died of suspicious circumstances.
greenranger9 Apr '19
Died of accepting every dare, ever.
rideon Apr '19
Died to overwhelming Putty power
yummypancake 29 days ago
Died trying to get RID of human's EONS of suffering at the hands of genetically/naturally stronger races by tampering with the space-time continium via elder god shenangigans and wipes out all of existance because he forgot to add Garlic Bread to his magic equation
greenranger9 28 days ago
Choked on stolen Garlic Pancakes
slackernuke 27 days ago  /  edited 3 days ago
Shot by a green arrow gifted to paralyze the one it penetrates leaving him there to to spend the rest of eternity growing accustomed to vines, roots, and all sorts of things as plants use him to feed themselves slowly killing him.
mylittlepony 27 days ago
Failing to realize that people die if they don't/can't eat or drink
slackernuke 24 days ago
Kicked off a bridge by a goat or a donkey. Take your pick.
greenranger9 22 days ago
Blasted off a donkey by a bridge troll.
lokiodinson 19 days ago
Crushed by a malfunctioning megazord
rlvvmc 17 days ago
Death via old age aided by Thanos.
pyrak 16 days ago
disease. before modern vaccination, nasty diseases were abundant.
tourneyguy 6 days ago
Stroke
mylittlepony 5 days ago
Freak jousting accident
slackernuke 3 days ago
Surviving the donkey or pony kick off the bridge, only to die by drowning in the pit of manure far below.
rlvvmc 2 days ago
Death via triple skull on a trap
xandit 21 hours ago
Was climbing on a rope that a guy threw off the ledge, and fell to their death.
slackernuke 20 hours ago
Said his name Xandit wrong once and was killed as a bandit.

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