Aboard Acheron - VIRGIL

Artificial Intelligence VIR.GI.L Database
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cmd:system_function
>ENTER
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___Primary Function: Vital Information Registry
___Secondary Function: Guard Intelligence
___Tertiary Function: Livelihood
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cmd:acheron_diagnostics
>ENTER
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___Query Response: Systems stable, acceptable failure levels
system_performance_O2: 100%
system_performance_elec: 99%
system_performance_nav: 99%
system_performance_core: 98%
system_performance_crew: 100%
system_performance_pax: 89%
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cmd:open_tickets
>enter
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___query response 1: Well, as it turns out, there is a FLEA-INFESTED SUSHI CHEF ANDROID over in the REAR THRUSTER 2 AREA of the ship that is SOLDERING GYOZA DUMPLINGS and needs to be WHIMSICALLY RELOCATED for the ship's SAFETY.
___danger_level: FOURTEEN
___payment_credits: 3837
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___query response 2: Well, as it turns out, there is a POSSIBLY PREGNANT SANITATION ROBOT over in the REAR THRUSTER 2 AREA of the ship that is COOKING IMPORTANT WIRING and needs to be QUICKLY JETTISONED for the ship's ENJOYMENT.
___danger_level: SEVEN
___payment_credits: 915