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@Gaming__News_247. 9:00am 3/7/81
And in other news, two people were arrested yesterday for trespassing in the Simin Simulations building in New York. The trespasser's names have not yet been released to the public. When asked for comment, a Spokesperson of Simin Simulations Inc. stated that "This arrest was completely unrelated to yesterday's glitches." Reports from Med-Fan gamers of Simin's popular VR games complained yesterday that a glitch resulted in the Lizard King boss being equipped with armour and weaponry from the Space Battle simulation, resulting in it being nearly impossible to defeat with the classes provided. Things will be back to normal by the time the building opens this morning. 5 comments. =@Speedrunner4lyfe8 9:41am 3/7/81 Is no one going to mention the other glitch? Whilst looking through the game's code yesterday for new ways to speed run the level (My world record time is 4 mins 13 secs btw) a new class called 'Truth Seeker' is in the files... IDK what that's about as I can't seem to access it. Another glitch? =@wakeupsheeple123 11:02am 3/7/81 Come on... does no one see that Simin are up to no good? There's clearly someone hacking behind the scenes to make the games impossible so you have to pay for more time on them... these 'trespassers' probably just learnt the truth. Big corporations always try and cover these things up. ==@Thegovernmentarealllizardpe 11:04am 3/7/81 Do you think it could have anything to do with that weird Q_Giver post yesterday... strange coincidence don't you think? =@Wizardsarethebest129 1:46pm 3/7/81 Ugggh. This was SO frustrating, made the game IMPOSSIBLE. Was trying to farm for the rare Crown of the Lizard King drop and COULD NOT beat him despite being a level 12 Wizard on a level 2 map... I think Simin owe me a BIG refund and probably a free rare item. ==@Warriorsftw65 1:50pm 3/7/81 IKR man... why don't devs make sure they fix their bugs before releasing them. Ugggh.
@Thegovernmentarealllizardpe 6:34pm 4/7/81
You guys see this article ? TLDR; a bunch of Simin pods that were sent to the junk yard might have been stolen and rewired... I'd love to play on one of those 'Underground' pods. HATE giving my money to Lizard People everytime I want VR =@Pistol. 6:51pm 4/7/81. Dude, this has been proven to be fake so many times! I hate Simin too... but c'mon, there's no such thing as the underground. @Strategy_Commando_4 7:21PM 4/7/81 Following the Patch, here's what I think of the latest spread of the Galaxy of Guleesh. CAPTAIN: -Probably the best balanced class. Useless in a ground fight but needed if you want your crew to fly anywhere. Tried to use a ship as a smuggler before; you crash every time. Must have for any group, but not very glamorous. SHIP'S DOC: -More or less the same... useless in a fight, but needed for a well round group. Healing is always a must in this kind of game. Perception bonus is nice too; has helped me spot ambushes again and again. DREADTROOP: -FINALLY this got Nerfed! The ridiculous rate of fire of 4 miniguns has been debuffed with a long cool down and penalty when they overheat. Still gonna get a lot of 12 year olds playing these for the 'bad ass' factor though... ugggh. When played well, very good. But also seen a lot of these idiots get mowed down by rushing in. PLASMA FENCER: -Have they still not fixed this? Game is incredibly buggy at working out what is 'one to one combat' seems to just make up the rules on a whim. PLEASE patch this devs. Character looks cool, but needs serious work. Maybe some sort of force powers (We know what this guy's meant to be, right?) ALIEN SMUGGLER: -Not the best class to play competitively, but worth it just for the side quests. Can be okay in combat if you spec into max camouflage and take all the ambush powers. BATTLE BOT: -Probably the most underrated class. Passive armour is a MUST for tanking. Everyone needs a good tank and the melee skills of this class are good as well. Especially after the Underworld Upgrades side quest. @Gaming_News_247 9:00PM 4/7/81 And in a small update to yesterday's story, the Simin trespassers were released without incidence. A spokesman called Mr. Guardian said that 'No charges are being pressed, but offending players were banned'
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Did you know there are simulations within simulations? The other day I was playing Zombie World and in an effort to survive me and my group ended up breaking into the Simin HQ building in New York... inside were some still working simulation pods! My grizzled Post-Apoc survivor got his moral completely reset from two hours inside 'Castle of the Giants'! Such a nice piece of detail, Simin make the best games! =@Gamergirl262 I wonder if you can go into simulations within simulations within simulations? Like, if you'd chosen to go into "Fang and Howl" whilst inside Zombie World could you then have gone into "Cops and Robbers" and been inside three simulations at once? @Sci-Fi-Fan-Boi Y'know why I love Galaxy of Guleesh? Unlike other games, level 1 players can hang with the level 99 players without too much issue. Like yesterday... When I was shot down by a level 1 ship after narrowly avoiding death at the hands of Planet to Space cannons... serves me right for going so far into rebel scum territory! Please log in to add a comment. |
Your initial character should be any citizen of the year 2081 who would be curious following the messages below.
You will be jumping in and out of simulations. When entering a simulation you will download a persona that will supply an additional trait and 2 points of life/power for as long as you are in the simulation.
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@Q_Giver. 10:38am 1/7/81
I have been working for Simin Simulations Inc. For 19 years now, first as a concept artist, then later a game designer/programmer. After several years of splendid service I was put on a very short list of candidates to take on the role of C.O.O. Of the New York branch. I wasn't too surprised really... I do basically run this place, but the second I turned up for my interview I knew something was off. Before I even got into a room I was handed a non-disclosure agreement... I soon found out why.
I do not want to get in trouble with the law; I will probably get fired from my job just for writing this, but technically I am not breaking the agreement. I cannot say what's going on, but Simin Simulations are hiding a big secret that I think the public deserves to know.
@Q_Giver. 10:41am 3/7/81. Edited 10:42am
Okay, I admit it. It was a fake troll post. You guys caught me. I don't even work for Simin Simulations. Just trying to start a creepypasta... sorry if I offended any executives of the company. What happened to freedom of speech, am I right?