Life Sucks

----the story----
"Smell you later!" -Adolph Hitler
"Gaylord"- Attila the Hun
anything- Arminius
All through life, there have been douchebags and twits we'd love to waterboard when we get the chance. But we're the lucky ones. Elsewhere, in a planet far away, humans descended from a single-celled organism with a popped collar, backwards snapback and chinese lettering tattoos. But then... it split. One stayed the same, the other wore plaid shirts, uses vintage, non-mainstream things, wore fake glasses and watched moulin rouge every night. This was the earliest relative of the hipster. Both then split, and over time it led to the gym-bunny, 'pretty girls(or boys)', internet troll, frats, tourists and, of course, the God himself. But that only scratches the surface. Each subclass has developed special powers over time, powerful spells and abilities no human here has. But then one day...
A mutation.
A special gene which removed the torn jeans, a special group of chromosomes that will change the world... THE REBELS! they're still absolute d*cks, they're just aware of it.
This, of course, is you. And let me tell you, when you're aware of the bullsh*t that surrounds you, life truly sucks, my friend.

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=basic rules=
2 abilities, 1 racial and 1 class. You can gain weapons LATER.
=Races=
This is very open, you can make one up and make abilities, within reason. This must be +1 to begin with, however.

=Class=
REMEMBER: these are just the basic guidelines, you can be as free with them as you like, or even make your own.

-Hipster-
Often likes to be different, and enjoys more vintage things. The ability often descends from a level of being above the mainstream, whether it be resistance to the elements, resistance to mind control, ruining deadpool by not shutting THE FLIP UP ABOUT I... sorry I got distracted. More offensive abilities could be spells like rapid ageing, to weaken the enemy (after all, if it's not old, it's 'vintage') or tightening the enemy's jeans with wisdom. Hipsters often focus more on wisdom, and not much on strength. Names are often the names of wine or similar drinks, such as Chardonnay or Rosé. They often have glasses and plaid shirts, along with a beanie and skinny or ripped jeans.

-Gym Bunny-
They're totally jacked and self-obsessed, often exercising whenever they can, even in public, to show off, when really they look like egotistical and pathetic. Abilities are mostly to do with strength, their highest main trait, and could be lifting heavy objects, unarmed combat etc. Strength is their highest, but they lack wisdom, as who needs smarts when you got freakish, veiny, bulging muscles? They often wear overly tight sleeveless shirts or vests, with low hanging collars and tight gym shorts. They rarely use technology and focus more on simply punching problems in the face.

-'pretty girls/boys'-
'Pretty girls/boys' are often blonde bimbos who rely on the dominance they have over the opposite sex to get through problems. They don't fight themselves most of the time, but rather get others to fight for them. Abilities could include persuasion, charm, mind control, summoning and boosting team rolls. Often in tight clothing, most are seen through selfies and most wear enough make-up to almost cover all of Trumps' wrinkles, regardless of gender. While they may not be book smart, they often have high agility, which they use for their abilities with their looks, but are often low in the wisdom department.

-Internet Troll-
Masters of deceit and chaos, internet trolls often appear and disappear without warning, feeding off negative energy and reactions from their bait. Abilities can be many things. They could sneak in stealthily and quickly cause havoc, only to disappear again later, or manipulate enemies to weaken them or get them to attack enemies. Abilities could also be self-buffing, like 1 pp back when an enemy raises their voice or swears. Internet trolls often never show their faces, remaining anonymous, and are better at warfare over technology than physical fights. They don't have high strength, but can have hight wisdom or agility, depending on whether you want to be manipulative or directly destructive.

-Frats-
The drunk 'lads' who party every night with backward caps, skateboards, upturned collars and a personality that makes you question humanity. Abilities involve being challenged, or resistance to spells, such as -1 damage from attacks with 6 dice or more. They're mostly balanced but lack wisdom more than anything.

-Tourists-
Often white and American, you will notice them in an instant. Abilties stem from being loud and destructive to patriotic manipulation to thrill-seeking and agile. Tourists are a well rounded class, and can have balanced main traits. They stand out with a sunburnt face, Hawaiian shirts and sandals with socks, and are often very loud and disruptive.

=Levelling up=
You can +1 to existing abilities or hp/pp, or you can make a new ability within reason.
You level up every 10 xp.

This campaign is based around rp, mostly CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!

Enjoy :3

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