How would the person above you die in Medfan?

Following mylittlepony's trend of miscellaneous shenanigans, sure!

Owlbear attack.

Corrupted to death

Impaled by falling on top of a bone of his own ressurected Undead

Smited by the gods

Bitten/betrayed by a spider

Food poisoning.

Curiosity

Poached to extinction

Suffocation inside of "Vech's Satchel".

Killed by their own weapon in the most ironic way possible.

Killed by spiders.

Eaten by three tigers

Eviscerated by space demons.

Poached for his pelt

dying before his time

killed by a rather large slime monster

Killed by this forum's poster by posting a comment twice

death by irony

Owlbear attack.

Making the same mistake twice and paying for it

Refusing to play chemgas650's game.

Bird attack.

(okay seriously last one from me)

Beat up by a spoiled rich girl's magic pony

choking on a pancake

(i have no self control)

losing their character's control and walking to a bottomless pit

rock fall, everyone dies

Don´t know. Maybe orcs? I really do not know chronodumb that good.

chained in fenrirs chains (and also dis dude is always above me holy %#@&)

Wild Gazebo attack.

Killed in pirate invasion

Trapped in a giant web and starved to death.

Killed in the king´s tourney by the black knight. Every tourney has a black knight.

Cornered, mauled, and devoured by a pack of wolves.

Watching the WNBA

to many spitoons

An unfortunate sneeze in a critical moment.

A generic guard

His name.

Killed by fat people.

Killed in three different ways.

Lovers quarrel due to gender confusion.

Ran over by SJW protestors

Ran over by an ambulance

Killed by demon itself

Killed by their evil twin.

Killed by Voinem

Crushed by a llama falling from the sky.

A villager kid that wields a sword for his Burned down and slaughtered village and accidentally took Punkblade as the killer of his parents slaying punkblade on sight.

Killed by slacking off while a nuke was about to fall on their head

Killed by a person whose name is a acronym of his name which is Rlvvmc =
R = Rebel
L = Legion
V = Valdamort
V = Visual novel
MC = Main Character

Dying in an overly complex and acronymized manner for no particular reason.

Death by shock, reading on what a glue factory is.

Shot by an arrow from a wandering forest poacher.

Death by snu snu

Death by orc hunger

General Kenobi.

Killed by General Grievous while making a joke

Killed by a joke while General Grievous.

Chopped up and eaten as part of an exotic delicacy.

Skewered in a joust tournament by the Dark Knight

Rolling a skull

Drinking too much ale

Death by famous serial killer Otis the Just

little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spidermod,
Who sat down beside her,
And frightened Miss Muffet away;
Along came the morn of tomorrows dawn,
Miss Muffet brought her own tuffet;
Plonking it down and sitting upon it,
Spidermod was under it,
Gasping with breath his last thought was,
"Oh little Miss Muffet why did you sit on your tuffet"
Before dyeing a most gruesome death.

death from too much riding

Death from waiting for a table to open

Death from old age... that or hell I don't know a ageing curse?

Shortly after turning into zomb a Cleric in the name of whatever god he worships kills him.

Death by youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Kryptonite.

by someone saying "omaewa mou shinderu" to his face

Death by dead meme vengeance

Death by misfortune

Death by Deforestation

Death by a younger sibling with ambitions for the throne

Death by getting de shiv

poison

By more poison.

slacking off on his nuke-button-pressing duties.

whacking head too hard on top of door frame

Charizard attack

Eaten by someone who thought he was a walnut.

Killed by my %#@& 2007 Runescape character

Run over by 17 minivans

Died of old age before he was able to become king.
(Should we try and start one of these for a different setting?)

Slain by someone collecting wood elf ears for level 10 quest.

Nerfed into infinity

Being crushed between a wall and a nut.

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Alright, since someone mentioned to change the setting for this, we'll make it so that each player are a character from DnD. Tell us how they die.
(You don't have to put a lot of words as I did, it's an example.)
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Slackernuke, a bard in a Medieval fantasy, died in a tavern when he was having a drinking contest. At his sixth mug, he accidentally gulped a spit cup and died of intoxication.

Died of stage 43 untreated Alzheimers

in dream on a foggy autumn at the age of ...I don't want to know it sorry xd.

Ripped limb from limb by a rogue tornado.

Bludgeoned to death by a double headed cyclops by the name of John and Tom.

the eldest prince and heir apparent to a throne in a medieval fantasy, died falling off a tall balcony when he leaned on the railing. The railing was suspiciously loose, the guards were suspiciously missing, and his brother was suspicious. A squire later discovered the brother paid the railing to kill the guards, barely succeeding and happened to be on their last health point that suspicious day.

He was walking along one day and a 5 year old dared him to try and kill an ogre saying “I bet you can’t do it”. Saying “I can too!” Kanto5 went to kill the ogre. He died fighting it. And all because he said “Can too!” to a 5 year old.
Now that I think about it that 5 year old seems a bit... suspicious.

Killed by a monster that you initially defeat, but then it turns into a giant version of itself

Killed by a monster that was defeated not once but twice but then pulled out a last minute transformation turning itself into a beer under a box with a knife glued to the the top of the inside with its blade pointing down with a stick to keep the beer bottle in perfect view for its target to see.

Overthinking.

drowned in the syrup-like saliva of waffle monsters as they mauled him.

Death by an arrow to the knee

Death by an arrow to the head

death by villains of the season draining their power and life.

Slipped and fell on his own blade.

Nuked to oblivion with fireballs.

Fired to oblivion with explosive arrows.

Died of suspicious circumstances.

Died of accepting every dare, ever.

Died to overwhelming Putty power

Died trying to get RID of human's EONS of suffering at the hands of genetically/naturally stronger races by tampering with the space-time continium via elder god shenangigans and wipes out all of existance because he forgot to add Garlic Bread to his magic equation

Choked on stolen Garlic Pancakes

Shot by a green arrow gifted to paralyze the one it penetrates leaving him there to to spend the rest of eternity growing accustomed to vines, roots, and all sorts of things as plants use him to feed themselves slowly killing him.

Failing to realize that people die if they don't/can't eat or drink

Kicked off a bridge by a goat or a donkey. Take your pick.

Blasted off a donkey by a bridge troll.

Crushed by a malfunctioning megazord

Death via old age aided by Thanos.

disease. before modern vaccination, nasty diseases were abundant.

Stroke

Freak jousting accident

Surviving the donkey or pony kick off the bridge, only to die by drowning in the pit of manure far below.

Death via triple skull on a trap

Was climbing on a rope that a guy threw off the ledge, and fell to their death.

Said his name Xandit wrong once and was killed as a bandit.

flipped the wrong switch while in space, died a shooting star.

picks the wrong pokemon

gets tortured to death

By gazing too long at the abyss

crosses the finish line in second place. Second, enraged, kills him with an harpoon to the chest.

Not having actual vowels and assassinated by some grammar veteran.

Eaten by a giant Owl spirit from a demiplane of demon birds because they disliked his stench

Killed by an older prince.

Killed by a battalion of androids model T-T38 who took offense of his name and assumed it was mockery

was accidentally slapped to death by the overpowered androids.

Ash Ketchum uses MissingNo.

Died by his own skeleton minions because he looked exactly the same as the person he's trying to kill

Rot enough to death

Jousting accident

A broken heart

Lost control of the vech, and then was killed by it/them.

I am the vech! --cackle--

He is the vech!

Overusing the "I am the vech!/He is the vech!/She is the vech!" meme

He does not die in a medfan. He dies in a scifi!

Killed by a swarm of angry penguins.

Hunted by a party of druids wearing leather armors of matching design but different colors and can Wild Shape into a red T-rex, a blue triceratops, a yellow saber tooth tiger, a black mastodon, and a pink pterodactyl.

Crafted something blasphemous, payed with his life.

Yes

Eating a poisoned haagen das icecream

Dying of diseases their body isn't immunized to.

crushed by a pie rack

"You Died"
Text fell on him, crushing him into cinders.

Killed by Goblin #4372, member of a horde of goblins.

Being replaced permanently by Greenranger10

Slack off when the nuke blows up

Mistakenly killed by another adventurer for suspected necromancy.

Killed by blueranger7, thinking they were a monster

Death from exposure to new viruses in the fantasy world.

Virus Tensei.

Killed by someone who couldn't pronounce his name

Devoured by wild dogs.

Exposed as a fraud for not being first, but fourth instead.
Later died of alcohol poisoning trying to drink the pain of the shame away.

Consumed by sadness.

Arriving last.

Killed by a teeaboo

having their life force harvested by vechmaster

Death by conversion to 20.8198 litres

Beaten to death by either an angry dwarf or a town guard after having a heated argument with them.

Not being me in a sea campaign.

Never expected the GM to make an unexpected encounter with the legendary fisherman's harpoon, face to blade(Face).

Slapped a nuke

burned at a stake.

freak shopping rack accident

freak shopping rack accident

Vampire tea party